I just got Memed by Robert Evans, and this will actually be my first meme ever. So, without further ado, I bring you:

5 things that most people don’t know about you (me)

1. Our home and office are 100% powered by the wind, so I can feel good about leaving the computers on all the time.
2. I grew up on a farm in Haiti.
3. I really miss the mountains. Texas has no mountains.
4. I’ve only held a real job (where I worked for someone else) for a total of about 2 out of the past 12 years. The rest of the time I’ve either been in school or working for myself.
5. I shaved my head two weeks after we found out my wife is pregnant. Not out of protest or anything – but I usually buzz it, and I thought I’d try shaving it to see if I liked it. It honestly never occurred to me that I should pass the idea by her. Yes, I am that stupid.

Now therefore, insomuch as the aforementioned Meme herby concludith, heretofore letitbeknown that the passage of said Meme shall go to the belowmentioned Individual, provided that that Individual hath no