Normally I don’t pay any attention to spam (other than to grouse about how much I pay for bandwidth so that people can send me junk mail), but this one was actually pretty funny.

This is one of the best collections of corporate double-speak, all compressed into one paragraph.

Subject: Infinex Ventures Inc. (INFX) Up (53.38%)

From: I received this same message from about 15 different addresses – probably poor innocent souls who have had their email identities hijacked by these creeps.

Grounded in natural resource exploration, Inifine x also offers investors access to exciting new developments in the high-tech sector and the booming international real estate market. Our market based experience, tenacious research techniques, and razor sharp analytical skills allow us to leverage opportunities in emerging markets and developing technologies.

Funny stuff. Who writes this crud?